Rick D'Elia - I love having a good friend who is a stand-up comic. It makes me funnier by proxy.

Okay, that’s not true, but he laughs at some of my stuff. There is a little controversy too, as former ski racer Rick says that he would have kicked three-time Olympian Heidi Voelker’s ass had we raced when we all skied together last year because she’s a girl. We’ve all known each other since we were in single digits. Heidi famously signed a poster for a young Mikeala Shiffrin, “Always be faster than the boys.” My money would have been on Heidi, but Rick is funny.
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